Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Twitter update

I have NO IDEA when my last Twitter update was, since my old blog is gone, so i'm just going to go back to, let's say...January, and just do all of 2014. Since i didn't do much tweeting this year.
  • Juanito just backed up the pictures on my computer. 217,000, according to him. That's a lot of pictures.
  • Not to brag, but Juanito and i just got a score of 60 in the fast pass level of Hyperslide.
  • Me: "Katrina, there aren't any Asian American Girl dolls, are there?" Zane: "Or ALIEN American Girl dolls." I think he's missing the point.
  • Zane just sobbed at me, "Mommy? Sometimes i feel like a shower is the worst thing in the world."
  • Katrina's singing her heart out to the Frozen CD. Love it.
  • Just showed my kids an episode of the 3 Stooges. Their reaction: "Well. That was...weird."
  • Zane ate breakfast and five minutes later came down to ask for a snack. He never stops eating, this boy!
  • Guinea pig i was holding just yawned. THE CUTENESS!
  • Me: "Spring is the best season, and anyone who disagrees is wrong." Katrina: "That's a false generalization." Yes. But i'm still right.
  • It's never going to not be snowy. The snow will be here forever and ever and ever. The end.
  • Katrina and Zane are outside playing in the blizzard. I, on the other hand, am curled up inside, glaring at the snow through the window.
  • It's a snow day and almost 30 degrees, so i sent my kids outside to play. They all want to come in because they're "too hot."
  • Pet peeve: When children ask a question and then run away before i've finished answering.
  • Zane: "Touch my tongue." Me: "Ew. No." Z: "If you don't like tongues, why do you have one?" Me: "B/c it's useful." Z: "To tongue kiss?"
  • Four kids in family room playing Truth or Dare. Me: "Where's Zane?" From upstairs Zane calls, "I'm up here. Feeling lonely." So...come down?
  • Katrina: "I keep leaving things places on the coffee table, and then they disappear!" Me: "So...do you think you should stop leaving them?" Her: Blank stare.
  • In the past half hour: 1. K & Z repeatedly bonked butts chanting, "Booty, booty," & 2. Houston rubbed my face with a rag he'd cleaned the toilet with. So. This is what parenting is like.
  • Snow, snow, snow. I kind of hate everyone who lives in warm climates right now.
  • I'm making Zane work on his poster for school. He has to color in a presidential seal. "This is the worst day of my LIFE."
  • Just made Katrina try on all of her summer stuff to see what still fits. The answer: Not much. She has grown a TON this year!
  • It's warm and my windows are all open and it's ah-maaaaa-zing.
  • Me: "Would you watch the kids for a few hours on our anniversary?" Her: "Why don't you just bring them over the night before?" My mom rocks.
  • The best part about chewing gum at the farmer's market is that i have an excuse to not try foods i know i don't like.
  • Me: "Jehovah's Witnesses are coming! Pretend we're not here!" Houston: "What do JWs look like? And why are you scared of them?"
  • I know that i sound like a broken record, but WHYYYYYY do people wait until midnight to set off loud fireworks? I do not understand!
  • Zane: "Does Elvis Presley sing 'Can't Touch This'?"
  • Juanito, talking to Zane about hair: "When i was little, everyone had shaggy hair. But nowadays, you can CHOOSE if you want shaggy hair." Zane: "And be like, SO 80's, Dude?"
  • I'm blatantly ignoring the school's request and am reading "The Outsiders" with Houston. I've been waiting and waiting to read it with him.
  • School day 2: Katrina's home sick with a fever. She's so sad - this'll the first year in 4 years she won't have perfect attendance.
  • Okay, but seriously, why can't they make a bathroom cleaner spray bottle that still works when you tilt it down?
  • I'm never as fully aware of my loser-ness as when i get all teary, listening to country music.
  • Teaching Katrina to crochet. I forget how hard it is to learn crocheting! She's sobbing into her needle, "I can't hold on to anything!"

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Interview time with the kids

How do you know who to marry?
Zane: Because you are really, really good friends.
Katrina: If they're friendly and nice and you like them and you've known them for at least two years. And someone who's at least your age.
Houston: You like them so much that you want to spend the rest of your life with them.

How old should you be when you get married?
Zane: 30, because it seems like a good age.
Katrina: You should start dating when you're 18 and get married when you're at least 25.
Houston: At least 25, because it seems more mature than 18.

How can a stranger tell if two people are married?
Zane: If they're like, kissing.
Katrina: They kiss and hug and hold hands and like each other a lot and spend a lot of time together. And they have kids, probably.
Houston: If they kiss each other on the lips and then hold hands.

What do most people do on a date?
Zane: Kiss. Or go out to eat and kiss.
Katrina: Smooch. Go to a fancy restaurant. Talk.
Houston: Eat. Watch a movie. Go to the symphony.

What would you do on a date if you realized you didn't like the guy/girl?
Zane: Walk away. And then drive away in the car. And then never talk to that person again.
Katrina: Stop talking and say i'm tired and that i should probably head home now.
Houston: I would wait until the end and then politely tell her that i'm busy.

When is it okay to kiss someone?
Zane: If you're married, or if it's your mom or people in your family.
Katrina: When you're definite that you're going to marry them or after you're married, like at a wedding and all the time after that.
Houston: When you have known each other for at least 6 months. And have been dating and liking each other for at least 6 months.

How would the world be different if people didn't get married?
Zane: There wouldn't be as many people, because people who are married have children, and then the children have children when they're married.
Katrina: There would be zero people, because when you get married the girl gets pregnant and has a baby. Like, after nine months.
Houston: There would be no children and everything would die out because there would be no children.

Is it better to be single or married?
Zane: Married, so that you have someone to talk to and you're never bored.
Katrina: I don't know. Because if i get married and have a baby, then it would be hard to take care of it and i'd be up at the crack of dawn each day.... Being single would be peaceful.
Houston: Married, because then you have somebody to be happy with.

How do you have a happy marriage?
Zane: By having kids and then playing with them and having a joyful life.
Katrina: You are sure that you like him and you are sure that you are going to be happy with that person for the rest of your life.
Houston: You like each other a lot and you don't stay away for years and you don't sit around all day and watch TV. 

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

In which i wreck the car. Sort of.

I just totally wrecked our car. If by "wrecked" you mean "damaged." And by "totally" you mean "kind of."

I blame the every-other-side-of-the-street parking.

So here's what happened: I was going to book club, and the van was parked in-between the neighbor's van and our blue car. It's November, which means we can only park on one side of the street, so if i took the van, i'd have to come back and parallel park it. So i took the blue car. Less gas that way too!

Except that then after book club, the car totally wouldn't start. The windshield wipers worked fine, and the lights, and the radio. So... not the battery. I tried turning it off and starting it. And then doing that again three or four times. Nothing.

I called Juanito and was all, "Um...is there a trick i need to know? Why isn't the car starting?" He was all, "The VAN!???" Apparently the blue car has been having troubles of which i knew nothing.

Beth's driveway (book club was at her house) is narrow and has a drop off on one side, so i couldn't just push the car and hope for the best or walk next to it or whatever. I put it in neutral, but it didn't roll AT ALL, so i opened the car door and pushed the car backwards with my foot, trying to start it every few seconds.

And then i thought, "Hey. Beth's driveway suddenly goes down while the lawn stays flat, and that'll be a problem" at the exact moment that it became a problem. And then i panicked JUST enough to not hit the brake fast enough to stop it from being a problem. The door caught on the grass, but the car kept rolling backwards, and the door totally bent the wrong way before i could stop the car. And then it was stuck and i couldn't close it, so i got out to force it closed (gouging Beth's lawn in the process), and then couldn't get in, and .... I've never wrecked a car before. I wasn't being totally logical.

I started unlocking doors to find a way in and accidentally honked the horn, at which point Beth came out and was all, "???" and then i called Juanito back to tell him that i'd totally bent the door backwards, and that i was EVEN MORE STRANDED, so he came to rescue me and Beth let me sit on her couch.

And now i'm all irritated with myself for being stupid, and Juanito's all happy that the car is more damaged. Because when it's a total mess, he gets to paint it something ridiculous. Like...flat black with a huge Hello Kitty or something. 

Wednesday, October 15, 2014


It's been over a month since i last posted. But it's not my fault! I blame ArtPrize! It started and then suddenly i lost 3 weeks to complete craziness.

Beth and i were talking about it yesterday, and both of us had the same experience this year, where we felt like we just really wanted to go to all of the venues. That's a little bit impossible, since this year there were 174 venues, but it was less impossible than you might think, because i did get to 122 of them. One of the last days of ArtPrize, i was looking at pictures of previous years' ArtPrizes, and i realized that i don't usually get quite THIS obsessed. I mean, we always go down many times, but this year, we went to at least a few places almost every day. 

This is what i think happened: The first day or two of ArtPrize this year, we went to a couple of the big, main venues. And i was kind of disappointed. There was SOME good stuff in them - (especially in Devos) Outcry and the giant mosaic of the autumn woods to name two of my favorites - but overall, i just...didn't feel like there was as much awesomeness as i expected. And then we went to a few of the smaller venues, and that's when i started to love ArtPrize again. It's like someone made a decision to put less in the big venues and more awesomeness in the small venues this year. And if that's the case? Then we needed to go to the smaller venues! I didn't want to miss the awesomeness! 

I might have gotten a little bit obsessed.

Beth took a day off work, and the two of us walked around all day one day. Juanito's mum visited for four days, so we got to show her our city in the height of its festivities, and then Karen D. visited for three days, so we got to show her around too. She and i walked around all day one rainy day, and she helped me get to a lot of the smaller venues that we hadn't hit yet. Then my mom wanted to see ArtPrize, so she and i walked around all day another day. Yay! I love being able to share the joy of so much great art to see and experience.

It ended on Sunday night. As we left the very last venue of the year, both Katrina and Houston separately told me something along the lines of, "Is it okay that i'm kind of happy it's over?" Not. At. All. We're all a little bit burned out right now. 

So now we have 11 months to recuperate before next year! 

Monday, September 8, 2014

Balloon festival and new flute

On Saturday, Grand Rapids held its first annual balloon festival. It was.... Well, the last half hour was awesome.

See, according to the website, there was going to be stuff going on all day. We decided to skip the 6:00 am launch and show up at 3:30ish, because there were going to be lots of balloons set up, and we could walk around and see them close up and talk to the pilots. And then, at 6:00, they'd be getting ready to launch, and then launch at 7:00, and ... Yay! Sounds fun!

The reality, however, was that when we got there, there was a long line for the one balloon, which you could walk into to see what it's like inside. Also, there were lots of carnival games and a couple of bouncy toys, and it was all very loud (rather than the peaceful experience we'd kind of envisioned). We lined up and walked through the balloon, which was really cool. Both Katrina and Houston said, "It's bigger on the inside!" (Solid Doctor Who reference there. Well done, kids!) Once we were finished with our (very rushed along) walk-through, and the kids had played the carnival games (free, but also geared for younger kids), there was nothing else to do for a long time. Apparently what happened is that it had poured the night before, so the field was really muddy and they couldn't set up their balloons out there.

And THEN, it was windy and the wind was blowing the wrong direction, so they couldn't launch the balloons either. They finally started setting up a couple of balloons at about 7:30, and when the wind died down a bit half an hour later, they set up the rest. At about 8:30, as the sun was setting, they did a "glow," which meant that the balloons stayed on the ground, but they blasted the fires, so the balloons glowed from the inside. It was beautiful.

Next year, we all decided, we'll go at 7:00ish.

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Today was the first Monday of school, which meant that it was the first day that Katrina had band, which meant that Katrina got her flute today. She's super-excited. I'm not entirely sure what they actually DID in band today, because she hasn't actually learned how to put it together yet. (That didn't stop her from putting it together - with my encouragement - as soon as she got home. How hard is it to put a flute together, after all?)

So Katrina had her flute out and practiced blowing into it, and Houston brought his sax out and tried to figure out how to play Doctor Who songs, and it was very loud in here for a while. Happy, but loud.

* * * * *

I know some people can't see my web albums when i do the slide show thing, so instead i'll just say that if you want to see pictures from the past few days, here's the link: Sept. 6-8. :)

Wednesday, September 3, 2014

Yesterday was the first day of school. All three kids were excited to go and see all of their friends and meet their teachers. They bounced out of bed and were ready to leave the house 15 minutes later.

Today was the second day of school. The boys mostly bounced out of bed and were ready to go on time. Katrina dragged herself out of bed, complained of not feeling well, and moved extremely slowly. I was all, "You're probably just tired!" until i touched her forehead and noticed that she was pretty hot. Temperature taken, fever established, and she is missing a day of school for the first time in about 4 years. Her method of being sick: Lay on the couch sleeping. Open eyes, chirp, "I feel much better!" When i suggest that she should maybe try sleeping longer, fall asleep immediately. Repeat.

Anyhow. Yesterday! First day! All three kids had great first days. Katrina's best friend is in her class for the first time ever. Zane and Houston don't have good friends in their classes, but Zane is certain that he'll make friends with all the kids he doesn't know, and Houston has math class with all of his friends. Houston and Katrina got home and cheerfully did their homework immediately. Zane immediately did his homework with tears and frustration. (Mostly because i kept making him erase his 5's and re-write them the right way. He's learning the five times table. There are fives literally ALL OVER the page. Just LOOK AT THEM so you don't write them backwards!)

I've mentioned before (well, on my old blog) that Houston seems to carry some sort of curse on teachers. Every single teacher he's had, except one, has quit or retired or moved to another grade. This year, for the very first time, Katrina was set to have a teacher that he'd had in 4th grade, who then moved up to 5th grade before Katrina could have her for 4th. And...she quit to go be the principal at another school. So Katrina has a new teacher, who seems very nice, but right now we are both really disappointed. Meanwhile, Houston was set to have his first ever male teachers, and both of them quit. His homeroom teacher is going to Africa with the Peace Corp (can't really hold that against him!), and i have no idea what happened to the other one. So! New teachers for him too!

Zane, on the other hand, has the same teacher Houston had for 3rd grade. (She's all proud of herself for being the only Houston-teacher left standing in the school.) This is the teacher that, when i would do lunches in Houston's room, Zane would hide under the desk for as long as she was in the room. He was terrified of her. She tried really hard to win him over all year, but he would not be won over. She was the only person he was really afraid of. So we were all surprised when, when i asked him which teacher he really wanted for 3rd grade, he said he wanted her. When we went to the "Meet the Teachers" event, he ran up to her and said, "I'm not afraid of you anymore!" and then ran off. She and i just looked at each other, shrugged, and laughed. 

Monday, September 1, 2014

The past couple of years, the kids' school has done school pictures a couple of weeks before school starts. At first i was all, "What?! That's weird!" but after the first year, i realized that i really like it, because then i get to bring them, make sure their hair isn't sticking up all over, and make them smile at least somewhat normally. And then afterwards, we come home and i take pictures of them by our house.

This year, it was raining on picture day. We happened to arrive at the school in a short break in the rain, so the kids weren't all drenched-looking in their pictures, but afterwards it was pouring. As we were driving home, i commented, "I guess i won't be taking pictures of you guys this year," and Houston immediately said, "WHAT? You should still take pictures! In fact, you should take pictures of us IN THE RAIN! That would be awesome!"

And so we did.

Sunday, August 31, 2014

Be Nice

Last year, the kids' school participated in the "Be Nice" program. It's...a thing? Where they encourage the kids to be nice? I don't know, but they gave everyone a t-shirt that says "Be Nice," and they did assemblies about being nice, and ... other stuff. Anyhow, one of the things they did was give out "Be Nice" awards to one kid from each grade each month.

Katrina, of course, is super-nice, so she got one of the awards. She got to go up and stand awkwardly next to her teacher in front of the entire assembly while her teacher read all about how nice she is. And i forgot my camera, dang it! But this is what her teacher wrote about her:

We have learned this year about how important it is to notice others at school...other classmates, other teachers, other adults, and other kids. Especially those who need something - help with something, a friend to talk to, or just something to make their day.

Katrina is a model of how to notice others. She will notice when other classmates are doing something great, and will let me know about it. She isn't trying to get compliments for herself, or attention for what she is doing right. She wants to acknowledge the good in others, something we can all do more. 

Katrina also notices when others are in need of a friend. She will talk to, listen to, help out, and hang out with others when they are in need of attention. I have witnessed her reaching out to try to make someone's day on numerous occasions. This just reinforces how much she thinks of others before herself.

Of course, Katrina also notices my needs as well. She is always finding ways she can help me in class. Really, the way she has helped me the most is by setting an amazing example of being there for others. I hope others notice this behavior and do the same!

Yay! I'm super-proud of my little girl. She really is awesome.

Saturday, August 30, 2014

Colorado! Longest post ever!

It seems like every 5 or so years, we visit our friend Tony. He's nice enough to accommodate us by moving to a new and interesting city every time. The first time, shortly before we had kids, was Washington DC; five years ago, we visited him in New York City; and this summer, we got to visit him in Denver. This was the first time any of us have been to Denver, so it was really exciting for all of us. Yay!

Because it'll be easier than trying to remember randomly, here's what we did, day by day. Which also means it'll probably be really long.

July 10th: We meant to drive the whole way straight through, and would have done so, except that in North Platte, Nebraska, our van completely refused to go one more inch. We pushed ourselves into a parking spot in a Denny's parking lot. It was late enough when we broke down that most car parts shops were closed already, and those that were open didn't have the part we needed. So the kids and i made ourselves comfortable and got some sleep while Juanito walked to Walmart to get tools and then took the alternator out of the car before he got some sleep too.

July 11th: Bright and early, we called around and learned that nobody nearby carries an alternator for our Kia, BUT! There was one shop that was willing to come to us, pick up our alternator, replace the rotor and put new brushes into it with used parts, and the drive it back to us. Cheaper AND more convenient! While we were waiting for them to come back, we took a walk (until it rained on us) and then ate some brunch at Denny's. We've been telling the kids for years about how disgusting Denny's is, and now that we've eaten there, they all think it's delicious. (It's not.) As we were eating, the guy brought the alternator back. Juanito tossed it into the car, and we were off!

We arrived in Denver around 3:00; later than we'd planned, but still with plenty of daylight left. Tony came home, and we were on our way to a concert at his church when he started getting a major migraine, so instead he and Meloni went home while we went to Casa Bonita. Apparently Casa Bonita is famous for being someplace that only tourists go, but that tourists really need to experience. It was...the most insane place i've ever eaten. The food was not very good, but i don't think people really go there for the food. Their thing is this: massive entertainment overload. There's a pool, into which people dive every 15-30 minutes. In the room we ate in, there was a magician, but in other rooms there are other forms of entertainment. There's really badly acted gunfights and a gorilla that tries to hype people up. There are a ton of little rooms, each with weird themes. There's an arcade. It's loud and crazy, and all of us were kind of stimulation overload. But the kids thought it was awesome, and it was definitely an experience. We didn't get back to Tony's house until around midnight our time, so everyone was EXHAUSTED.

July 12th: We drove all through the nearby mountains on Lariat Loop. We stopped in Red Rocks first, which is the first time we really, really noticed the high altitude. We climbed all the way to the top of the Red Rocks theater, and all of us were dying from not being able to breathe. Well, all of us except Tony and Meloni, who were used to it. We drove up into the mountains, all the way up to Lookout Mountain. There were amazing views, but the kids (and Juanito) were more interested in being able to climb all over the huge rocks. I spent most of my time hovering around, making sure that nobody climbed anywhere too horribly dangerous. The kids, meanwhile, kept climbing to places that looked dangerous, and then would ask me to take their picture so that it looked scary so they could scare Beth and Grandma. Brats. It was a day full of driving and stopping and climbing and taking pictures and then driving a little bit farther to do it all again. It was awesome. And when it was already just about the kids' bedtime, we stopped in Golden for dinner, where we ate at the Sherpa House. It was DELICIOUS.

July 13th: We started out the day at Tony's church, which was one of the most interesting churches i've ever been to. After church, we went next door for Mexican food with Tony's sister Katix and her husband, Jenny D (a friend from college), and Tony. It was quite lovely outside and quite tiny inside, so we ate outside. While we adults sat and talked, the kids scoured the sidewalk looking for bottle caps for Houston's bottle cap collection and found TONS. They were all, "I wish there were this many bottle caps on the ground by us!" To which i responded, "You wish there was more litter by our house? Really?"

In the afternoon, we headed to downtown Denver. We stopped by a couple of famous and really cool statues - the Dancing Aliens and the Blue Bear - but we spent most of our time on the Sixteenth Street Mall. We walked up it, and the kids begged to stop in every single little touristy shop. We walked all the way to the end, to the State Capital, climbed up to the 1 mile high step, and then got rained on, so we hid out under a tree for a bit. We rode the bus back up to where our cars were and drove to Little Man Ice Cream, an ice cream shop shaped like a giant cream can. Mmmm. Ice cream.

July 14th: Back on Saturday, when we were driving Lariat Loop, our van amped up its obnoxious habit of randomly turning itself off AS YOU'RE DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD. It also started stuttering more and more when you pushed the gas. For some reason, Juanito decided that this wasn't really a good thing, so he spent the morning fixing the problem. Turned out, there were several giant cracks in the intake tube, plus the throttle position sensor needed replacing. Once both things were fixed, the van ran beautifully, and Juanito was all, "I wish i'd only fixed ONE thing so i'd know which one really made the difference!"

Once the car was back in working order, we headed off to Hammond's Candy Factory for a tour. Jenny D. was hanging out, so she joined us. Lots of delicious candy later, we headed back to Red Rocks. We hadn't had a lot of time to just explore on Saturday, so this time we parked and then headed off on a hike up into the hills. Turns out, hiking up into the hills when you're already way up in the mountains is exhausting. We had to stop to breathe a few times, but once we were up on the top, the view was beautiful and probably even worth it. :)

June 15th: My cousin Maria lives in Denver, so we met her and a few of her kids at Dinosaur Ridge for the day. According to the brochures, there's amazing dinosaur-y stuff to see all along the hike, and there ARE some...things that are probably dinosaur bones or footprints or whatever, but it wasn't nearly as exciting as we had hoped it would be. However, once we were up past the touristy stuff, we went off on a little path that went up into the rocks, and that's where everyone started to really have fun. (Again, my kids' favorite part of Colorado? Climbing on rocks. All of them.) We climbed and climbed and eventually got near enough to the top that we decided to go ahead and turn around. Not before Juanito and the kids climbed up onto some scary high rocks, though.

In the afternoon, i took the kids to a nearby skate park with their scooters. They thought it was the coolest thing, and are all disappointed that there aren't any skate parks near our house.

June 16th: We drove down to Colorado Springs, where we spent the day at the Garden of the Gods. This was probably my favorite part in all of Colorado. It was just breathtakingly gorgeous.

We drove into the park, parked in the first parking lot, and took off up the paths to walk around and climb and take pictures. After an hour or two of walking around, the sky suddenly turned ominous, and we started trying to find our way back to the car...except that every time we thought we were in the right spot, it turned out to be the wrong parking lot. And then it started raining. Pouring. We all huddled under a tree, trying to protect our cameras under our shirts, and Juanito ran barefooted down the road to find our van. It poured harder. A very nice family offered to let us sit in their van to wait. It started hailing. And eventually Juanito drove up. Poor guy had to run almost a mile in the pouring rain and hail. Our hero.

The upside of the rain is that everyone else left the park, so we had a lot of it all to ourselves. Our favorite spot was the Siamese Twins, which is half a mile up a little path from the parking lot. We had the place entirely to ourselves. One couple showed up and stuck around just long enough for us to take their picture and them to take our picture, and then they disappeared again. We climbed and wandered and climbed some more until it started looking like rain, and then we high-tailed it back to the car. (We learned our lesson!) The only place we did see lots of other tourists was at Balanced Rock - probably because it's kind of an iconic spot to take pictures.

And then we headed to Tony's parents' house. They live in Colorado Springs and were kind enough to let us stay the night. On the way there, it downpoured. We nearly had to pull off, because we couldn't see the road. Except! I tried taking a video of how hard it was raining on my phone and noticed that i could see the road MUCH more clearly through the phone. It was weird. And so Juanito drove by holding the phone up and watching the road through the phone so that he could see through the rain. (Meanwhile, poor Tony drove to their house through the same rain on his motorcycle. Poor guy.)

June 17th: We spent the morning with Tony's family. Katrina learned that they had horses and was never going to be happy unless she was able to ride one. Happily, Mrs. C was willing to accommodate her, and Katrina was the happiest girl in the world. I'm pretty sure she'd have ridden that horse all day if she'd been allowed. Meanwhile, Houston was allowed to drive the big, fancy lawnmower around, and he was nearly as excited as Katrina was. (Zane entertained himself by trying to woo the cats over so he could pet them.) Mr. C took us around to show us where the giant Black Forest fire had been one year ago, including right up to across the street from Tony's sister's house. We visited with her for a few minutes, while Houston and Zane played with her chickens. And then we left to go up Pikes Peak.

One thing we didn't realize about Pikes Peak was that we'd all feel completely horrible or bizarre when we got to the top. It's SO high up that our bodies just kind of rebelled. Katrina and Houston both felt sick. Juanito felt totally drugged. I felt like i was really anxious and annoyed about something, even though i totally wasn't. And Zane ran around saying, "I feel totally fine!" And honestly, the top of Pikes Peak was kind of a disappointment for us, because visibility was zero. We waited for a while and climbed around a bit, but it was cold and damp and showed no sign of clearing up, so eventually we just gave up and left.

The way down, on the other hand, was fantastic. By the time we got below the clouds again, we were all feeling much better and less insane, and the views were beautiful. We stopped lots of times, got out and said, "WOW!" and then kept driving. We all got out and climbed around on the Devil's Playground...until we saw distant lightning and decided that staying where lightning regularly struck was a bad idea. And then we stopped at a spot where all of the kids just wanted to stay in the car, so Juanito and i climbed the rocks by ourselves. It was kind of fun for me, because i didn't have to worry about the kids not falling off, so i could climb too! Yay! We eventually got kicked off the mountain because it was closing. Sad.

July 18th: Back in Denver, and Juanito decides that he really needs to change the brake pads, because on the way down Pikes Peak they started behaving very badly. The kids were all quite exhausted by this point anyhow, and were all happy to have a very low-key day. We packed up most of our stuff. We went to the skate park again. We went to Golden for a couple of hours, where i inadvertently taught my kids that gambling pays off. (There was an old nickel slot machine, and i let them each try it, except that it almost always gave the nickel back if they didn't win, and then every once in a while they'd win and get lots of nickels. Houston won a $1.20. Shoot!) We got pizza for dinner and sat outside to eat it with Tony and Meloni. (Best! Pizza! Ever!!!) We all got to bed mostly on time for a change.

July 19th: We drove back home, in a blissfully uneventful trip. Arrived home early in the morning of the 20th and all fell into bed to sleep.

Friday, August 29, 2014

Doctor Who!

Approximately a year and a half ago, i started watching Doctor Who - the reboot, not the old seasons. I fell in love almost immediately and zoomed through the entire series, mostly by staying up WAY too late most nights. Except...then i was finished, and there was no more, and i was sad. So eventually i started watching some of the episodes again. My kids were all, "Can we watch?" I picked out a couple of episodes that i thought were not too scary - one with the Oods (I love the Oods), and ... i don't remember. Katrina and Zane, while they really liked it, found it too scary. They had nightmares and couldn't fall asleep and generally just couldn't quite handle it yet.

Houston, on the other hand, LOVED it. So i started from the beginning with him. It took many months, and we had to do a couple of mini-marathons by the end, but we watched the last episode of season 7 on Monday night, because on Tuesday, our friends were coming over to watch the first episode of season 8.

A month or so ago, Beth and i were talking about ... something to do with one of the things we get totally geeky about, and i mentioned that i'd have a much easier time doing a Doctor Who themed party than, say, The Hunger Games. That immediately led Beth and Houston to "suggest" that we have a party for the first episode of the new season.

The kids were at least excited as i was. Katrina and Zane know who most of the characters and aliens ARE, even if they haven't seen the episodes with, say, the Weeping Angels or the Silence, because they're TERRIFYING. Juanito helped out, even though he doesn't really care about Doctor Who. And Beth made awesome things too, so altogether, we had so much great stuff.

Juanito made the crack in space and time for our wall. I think that's going to be up for a while. It's awesome.

My favorite thing might be the Weeping Angel we made for the bathroom wall. We didn't warn anyone that it was there, and the reactions were AMAZING. Keren and Beth both screamed and jumped. I am a meanie, so i just laughed and laughed at them. I'm still giggling a little bit.

Everyone came. We made little Doctor Who characters out of paper crafts, which was both incredibly frustrating and completely awesome. I love my little Tardis, and i'm still finishing my Weeping Angel, because it's totally worth it. We made pizzas, which were DELICIOUS, and took pictures, and then the youngest two were exhausted and headed up to bed. And the rest of us watched the new Doctor. And lo, he was fantastic.

A quick recap of our summer

I'm not entirely sure when my old blog broke, but i'm just going to go ahead and say that at the very least, it was before summer. And so! I'm going to just give a brief overview of some of our summer highlights, skipping over the huge trip to Colorado in July and also the Doctor Who party we just had this week, because those both deserve their own posts.

This has been the shortest, fastest summer ever. Also the coldest. It's only gotten truly hot about 5-10 days all summer, and for almost the entire summer, the lake was COLD. Like, 40 degrees. The kids swam in it a bit, but i'm too old to enjoy that kind of freezing water anymore.

For a few year now, the kids have regularly asked me, "WHEN are we going to get to fly in an airplane?" My answer has consistently been, "Um....? When you're old enough to pay for your own flight?" But at the beginning of the summer, a local small airport gave out free airplane rides to kids, so we showed up early to get in line. Turned out, the information i was given on the phone was a little wrong, so we were very early - like, an hour before they were meant to open and a couple of hours before plane rides started, BUT! We were totally first in line. The kids were completely thrilled. They all went up in the plane together, and lo, it was AWESOME. Now they're all asking me, "So when can we go in a big airplane?"

The kids had lots of things they wanted to do at the beginning of the summer, and i think we've managed to do all of the things they requested. We went to a baseball game, ate ice cream, went to lots of parks and lots of library programs, picked strawberries and blueberries, saw fireworks, had adventures, swam, went to the beach, rode bikes, and did all kinds of summery things.

Zane broke out his "Disgusting Science" kit and grew some specimens in petri dishes. I watched the bacteria grow in the four dishes with equally growing disgust, but Zane was utterly thrilled. By the time we washed them out, they were unbelievably nasty.

Katrina and i did the Color Run for the first time this year, along with Beth, Keren, Stephanie, and Beth's sister Elizabeth and her daughter Annika. We all wore tutus and got completely covered in color and it was really fun. Katrina loved it, but when we came home at about 11:00, she showered, put on pajamas, and called her day finished.

My parents got a brand new huge and awesome camper this year, so they took each family out for a turn camping in it this summer. The kids and i went with them for two nights in July, to a little campground about an hour south. It was a pretty tiny campground, and very quiet, so we pretty much had the beach and the lake and the rec room all to ourselves. They had the best raft ever, made out of an inch-thick slab of foam, and the kids spent hours and hours jumping and running and playing on it. We ate s'mores and hobo pies, because that's what you have to do when camping, and they were delicious, of course. And a great time was had by all.

The library had a thing where you could go to get a manicure or get your hair done for free, so Katrina and i got to go and have some girly time one night. It turned out that they weren't very busy, so they totally encouraged to do hair AND makeup AND nails. So we did. Katrina loves girly stuff, and i'm just not a very girly-girl most of the time, so it was fun for her to get to be really girly.

And my little brother Jim and his wife Alisha had their first baby a week and a half ago - Harrison! He's TINY and adorable. The kids each got to hold him in the hospital, and they were So! Thrilled! Juanito was all, "This is the smallest baby i've ever held!" and i was all, "He's seriously 2/3 the size of our babies." Teensy! But he's beautiful and we're all plotting how to get to hold him some more.

And we went to the zoo. This year, there's a new tiger exhibit. There used to be a tiger, years ago, but he was in a teensy little cage and it was really sad, and when he died, they didn't replace him. They've now built a big enclosure for the tigers, and everyone's all excited, because...Tigers! Tigers are cool. So we went to the zoo expecting to be excited about that, but then! There was a teensy baby monkey who was only 3 months old, and she's ADORABLE. We all squealed over how cute she was and spent a long time watching her and her family play. Successful trip to a usually pretty boring zoo! Yay!

And...i think that's the main highlights. Maybe. Except for the things i've forgotten right now.