It's the last week of summer vacation, and it was really hot and muggy today, and we were mostly just sitting at home not doing anything, so when my sister called an invited us to come swim at her pool, we took her up on the offer.
The kids swam and swam and swam. I jumped in twice, just long enough to get cool. The second time i jumped, Zane jumped in too, right on top of me and totally kicked me in the head while i was under water. Hard. I think i'm going to have a bruise. I surfaced, completely confused, and asked him, "What happened?!" And he, with big tears in his eyes, was all, "I think i'll be okay. I got water in my face, though!" (Me: "....?)